Bigfoot would like you to know that they are asexual, and that all Bigfoots come from the same place. There is a hole in the universe outside of Olympia, Washington, which looks like a pothole to the naked (human) eye. All Bigfoots are of one mind and have the same mother, which is not really a mother, but is like a mother in that it is beautiful and a point of origin. They do not give birth or have sex, but they do have feelings that can be hurt when you make assumptions about them. Think about this the next time you are driving on a dark road out west, that pothole you just clattered over could be someone’s mother . . .
